The Occasional Tauntonian

1) Get a kiddie pool.

2) Get lots of NaCl, or “salt,” for the layperson.

3) Fill the pool with uber-hot water (to allow for maximum solubility).

4) Dump the salt into the pool until the water is saturated, and then dump a ton more in.

5) Sit down into it on the hottest, sunniest day of the year. (Or, make cosmetics from the salty water and charge a buttload.)

Congratulations! You’ve just replicated the Dead Sea experience!